God smokes?

We were stopped at a stop light. I was on the cellphone and the twins were having their usual chatter. A man pulled up next to us smoking a cigarette. We'd had the talk about what smoking was and why it wasn't good for you. London and Soren were re-iterating it to eachother and basically shaming the poor soul who was puffing away. This is the conversation that followed:

London " You know Sore, Heavenly father smokes."

Soren "Really?"

Me " WHAT!!!, click, where did you learn that?"

London "At church."

Me "What?"

London "It's in one of the songs we learned in sharing time."

Me "UH, what song would that be?"

London singing, "When Jesus Christ was baptized down in the river Jordan three members of the god head were present there in love. The Father SMOKED from heaven when Jesus christ was baptized, the holy ghost descended as gently as a dove.....see mom it's in the song."

Me "Sweetie, it's spoke, not smoked."

London "What's spoke mean?"

Me "the past for talk."

London "OH,....ok."

Glad we got that one cleared up! I considered letting them know he didn't drink or do drugs either.